So. Gym locker rooms are different here than in the U.S. Although I haven’t been a full member at a gym or spent a lot of time in locker rooms outside of school, perhaps my previous experience puts me at a loss. Here’s what we are dealing with here:
When Seth and I signed up to work-out at Eisenhower gym here in Bremen, we had no idea the great service, excellent results and friendly staff that we were going to experience. We really enjoy going there 3 or more times a week. We know all the employees, and work out with many of the same people, who are always very kind.
But how kind should a person be when they are completely naked, their towel around their head putting on lotion with one leg up on the bench of the locker next to yours “Uh, hallo, hier is mein Schließfach…” “Excuse me, but this is my locker.” Can you please scoot your naked butt a little further down and maybe turn the other direction with your leg up like that while you are coating yourself with lotion so I can just throw my coat in here and RUN AWAY….
Even speaking in the direction of such a naked stranger seems inappropriate to me, let alone looking in their direction or holding a whole conversation with them. It is quite fascinating to hear the naked ladies just carrying on conversations with each other in their birthday suits like it isn’t a big deal.
My eyes have been burned a few times when, upon first entering the locker room, there stands right across from the entrance, a half naked woman, towel around waist, boobs swinging freely, drying her hair in front of the “wall ‘o mirrors”.
Where in our social development as Americans did we lose this sense of comfort with nudity? Seth thinks it was those Puritans really messed us up. Although shocking to me when I encounter it without preparing myself, I find it really wonderful that they can still feel secure and comfortable enough with their gym colleagues (who may also be work, or school colleagues too–eek) to bare it all. Sport, and wellness are strong in tradition here. Wellness including things like spa, sauna, massage, all those sense-based and homeopathic types of remedies. Also tanning is really popular here, especially among retiree-types, which is also different from the U.S. Our gym probably has an average age of 55-60 and there are 6 very serious tanning beds in the locker room. We also have what I think is a co-ed sauna, though I can’t say exactly since we haven’t really experienced it first hand yet.
I just remember in High School, and Junior High, no one ever set foot in the showers. I am so sorry for our poor teachers who had to endure the stink after gym. There were a majority of us who opted to take gym as a summer school class, just to avoid this problem ourselves. Considering how much time it would take me to get showered and ready in the morning, there was no way you could replicate that in the 10 minutes you are given to change during the class period within the regular school day.
> Also, who wants to even think about those big banks of shower heads poking out of the cold, tiled wall in the huge open room which looks less inviting than an examination room in a morgue. At least in college they had finally accommodated the majority of us prude, shy, self-conscious students with individual stalls where you could shower in relative privacy.
Why are children programmed to laugh at nude art? Why do some adults squirm or giggle in the same way when they, too, observe even the most famous of nude sculptures like David?I guess until I can think more about the root of this idea, I will be keeping my eyes lowered, stare at my shoes, and continue to cower facing my locker, fully clothed, while the others fully enjoy their whole wellness and training experience.
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